Sunday, August 19, 2007

What Space Horror Movie Am I Watching?

1. The primary spacecraft featured in this film is
A. Long and skinny with a big thingy at one end.
B. Long and skinny with a big thingy at both ends.

2. The spacecraft in question appears to have been designed by
A. NASA
B. H.R. Geiger

3. The ship is crewed by 8 multicultural astronauts, including
A. Asian people
B. Black people

4. In the cryptic message left by the previous mission's commander, the viewer is left staring into the insane man's
A. Eyes
B. Eye sockets

5. There is an airlock explosion. The crew attempts a rescue in the vacuum of space with
A. One guy in a spacesuit and two guys without
B. One guy in a spacesuit and one guy without

6. The death toll from this rescue is
A. 1
B. 0

7. The naked psychotic villain that kills everyone is convinced he is communing with
A. God
B. Satan

8. His body is disfigured by horrible
A. Burns
B. Scars

9. He kills people primarily using
A. One knife
B. Some crazy assortment of knives

10. In the end, the ship's big science machine is activated. This is a
A. Good thing
B. Bad thing

If you answered A to all or most of these questions, you are watching Sunshine. If you answered B, you are watching Event Horizon. There is a slim, non-zero chance that you may be watching 2001: A Space Odyssey and just not paying very close attention.

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